👀 DOG'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE VS HUMAN REALITY: THE GREAT LEAD PULLING DEBATE   DOG'S VERSION 🐕 "Let me check my pee-mail... EMERGENCY RESPONSE NEEDED! ZOOM" HUMAN'S VERSION 🙄 "My Apple Watch just called emergency services due to 'erratic movement patterns'   DOG'S VERSION 🐕 "Why do humans have a setting called 'stroll'? Is their battery dying?" HUMAN'S VERSION 🙄 "This was supposed to be a relaxing evening walk, not Olympic training"   DOG'S VERSION 🐕 "Left side sniffs are SO…